CHILD: mummy, i woke up and i wanted to take fresh air, so i passed the kitchen, then i saw that the pot of stew wasn't closed well, then i wanted to close it, then i wanted to count the meat, then i saw this thing in the stew, i wanted to know if it was meat or fish, then i put it in my mouth.. and discovered that it was meat.. mummy, please i didn't steal the meat.

MUM: