«son: (moody)
«dad: my son what's wrong
«son: daddy, my teacher ask me that if a nurse is sick and another nurse came to nurse the nurse, will the nurse be nursed by the other nurse the way she wants to be nursed?
«dad: tell that your teacher that he's is very stupid, go and remove your uniform
«son: ehhe... daddy can you imagine that a scammer scam another scammer because he is fund of scamming other scammers
«dad: you smoke grace today abi?
«son: daddy no, why is is that if a mathematician mathematise a mathematics mathematically then why can't i mathematise a mathematics mathematically?
«dad: ogun kill you!! (pursuing the son with cane)