Laugh hard A little girl was ordered to pray by his parents before they all go to sleep Boy: i dont know how to pray.... Dad: Just pray about everything you know about the family and our Neighbors. Boy: Mummy please tell daddy i cant pray Mummy: Sh?t up if you dont pray Youll not eat food in this house .angry. Boy: dad, tell sister to pray please Dad: My son pray before i slap you hard now Boy: Dear lord...he started....Thank you oh God for our visitors and their children who always come here to eat our food, dont let them finish all our food for we shall be hungry, from today father Any boy who be?ts or sl?p me in school help me to sl?p them back, Forgive our driver who i always see naked with my sister wrestling on the bed, help my sister to fight back, Before the driver can make her grow round, forgive my elder brother who doesnt sleep at home regularly, please,provide clothes to all n?ked ladies in my dads phone and dont let them drain my fathers salary, Give my daddy courage to buy for us good things as he always do to Aunty our house girl, Again lord dont let our house girl put her mouth in my Daddys mouth, Again please provide shelter for all man who sleeps in moms room anytime dad travels. Forgive me wherever i have asked wrongly may God answer my prayer......Nobody said amen Everybody regretted for ever forcing him to pray Wahala no dey finish .