JOKE
Police:hay boy am here to ask if u saw a stolen bike?
Johnny:no but i hear my dad telling my mum to hold on,on dis bike and she was shouting take it easy.
Police:dat must be a very big bike did u hear an ringing?
Johnny:no but i hear somtin like (oh to hot aha).
Police:ur mum must be a good rider can she come and ride my own.
Johnny:haha: old man no find work looking for people tin to spoil.