My Girlfriend Stole My Generator, Can I Arrest Her?

My girlfriend was supposed to return from the village in the last week of January.
So yesterday, I was very horny and decided to call one of my talking stages over.

She came and spent the night.

Very early the next morning, my babe started calling me. I didn’t want to pick up because I had lied to my talking stage that I was single.

So, I opened my WhatsApp to text my babe and ask why she was calling so early—only to see a message saying she was outside my house.

Ahhh!!!

I jumped out of bed and tiptoed to the sitting room because my talking stage was still asleep.

Thank God my generator was on. Since this new year, NEPA has been showing us shege, so I had bought 20k worth of fuel and filled my gen to give my talking stage a good time.

I called my babe and pretended I was still asleep. I told her she should have called before coming because I had travelled to Abeokuta and wouldn’t be back until night.

Next thing she said, “So who turned on your gen? And who is talking to me now in boxers?”

I turned and caught my babe peeping through the kitchen window.

Immediately, I dived flat on the floor, but it was too late. She had seen me.

I told her I didn’t know what she was talking about and hoped my friend hadn’t brought a woman into my house. I even asked her to take a picture and send it to me.

I was vibrating and swearing, saying this is why I don’t like giving my guys my key. I said if I found out he brought a woman to my bed, I’d never allow him or any of my friends into my house again.

My babe was quiet. When I finished, she asked, “Are you done?”

I didn’t reply.

She said, “So ur friend wears ur boxers? I saw u lie down flat with my two eyes. And I know u’re with a woman because u only put on ur generator when a woman is around.”

I still maintained my lie. I swore I wasn’t at home and that I was in Abeokuta.

She said, “Okay. Call your friend to open the door or send me his number.”

I said, “hello hello, mehn network is bad here o. Bae if you can hear me I can’t hear you. I’ll call u back.” Then I hung up.

As I was calculating my next move, my talking stage woke up and called my name from the bedroom.

I crawled inside quickly before she came to the sitting room, then stood up fast at the door so she wouldn’t see me crawling.

Omo, I was sweating. My heart was racing. I was going through a lot and this babe said she was horny, she wants to knack again

Women can be very insensitive and wicked. Madam, read the room. There is fire on the mountain and you’re horny.

Ahhh… Calabar girls and segz.

But as a sharp guy and a gentleman, I still had to play it safe and satisfy her.

I was thinking ahead: if my main babe broke up with me because of this, at least I’d still have this one as backup instead of losing two sure odds.

I told her to give me some time to sort out small pressing family issues.

Meanwhile, my babe was already knocking. Thank God for generator noise. The way my house is, unless you’re in the sitting room, you won’t hear anything from the bedroom.

Next thing, I got a WhatsApp message.

I went to the kitchen again, closed the curtain so she can’t peep again, and checked my phone.

She typed: “I’m taking your generator unless you come out. I’ll also take the girl’s slippers, so you better open the door.”

I thought she was joking.

Brothers and sisters, the next thing I knew, my generator went off.

I knew it couldn’t be fuel cos I had filled the tank the night before. So I waited to understand what was happening.

My talking stage came out and asked if fuel had finished. I said maybe the plug had burnt. She said it was fine, let’s just go and knack so she can go

They say heaven helps those who help themselves. I had to think of all the porn, erotic pictures, fat yansh and big brezz I’ve ever watched, sucked, and pressed just to get my preeq hard.

Luckily for me, I was able to get my preeq up and stood on business.

When she went to the restroom, I called my useless security and asked if my babe was still around.

He said, “Ah oga, she don go o.”

I said what of my gen?

He said, “Ah, madam say you ask am to carry it go repair because the plug burn.”

I weak. Like who employed this incompetent man? How can you allow a woman carry my gen when I didn’t give you approval, and I’m at home o. U can call or come and ask me!

As for the missing slippers, I had to give my talking stage one of my girlfriend’s slippers and lie that it belonged to my sister. I even sent her money to buy a new one.

See why it’s very expensive to be a bad boy. It’s not easy for us. One lie leads to another and another. To be a bad boy and stand on business, you have to be very sharp and God fearing

After I saw my talking stage off, I prayed small, did the sign of the cross, and went to my babe’s place.

This girl locked my generator inside her house and told her security not to let me in.

There’s nothing I did not swear and beg this girl with. She refused to even come outside and reason with me

First, I told her it was a test to see how she’d react if I ever cheated, and that the girl was an actress.

When that didn’t work, I said it was a prank video and that when we came out to record her reaction, she had already left.

My babe is very stubborn, she didn’t believe me.

Now it’s been two weeks, and she still hasn’t returned my generator. I’m starting to suspect all this while she’s been eyeing it.

Haba. Ontop small cheat I cheat, she carried a whole generator. My new generator I got for Christmas.

Abeg, she’s not wife material. If I marry her, she can sell my house.

So now I’m confused.
Is this not stealing?

Should I arrest her or just let it go?

Please advise me.


The End

TOPSY The Writer