Whiteman: how are u doing
Nigeriaman: am gud
Whiteman: are u enjoying the snow out here
Nigeriaman: yes
Whiteman: so where are u from
Nigeriaman: am from nigeria
Whiteman: wow so what language do u speak in nigeria
Nigeriaman: i speak yoruba and bad english
Whiteman: i will like to here the bad english pls can u speak it
Nigeriaman: as i dey here now i dey vex i dey feel cool for here you come here kon dey ask me jam question i feel pure spit for your eye now.
Whiteman: wow what do say
Nigeriaman: i said that out here is cool and i am enjoying the weather out here and i have nice looking guy talking to me
Whiteman: thank, thank you