Omo this news shock me

One day i am sleeping i wake up and check my phone and i see ten missed calls, i exclaimed "ten missed calls this hot afternoon" then i call back and my uncle is telling me that the strongest man in my village called kwazakwazakwakwulikwalakwazakikzambulaza was fighting war and was killed by a robber ring. I shout ew!! Zambulaza was killed by a robber ring? I just faint for there