(my mom comes out of the bathroom, i open her door looking for my phone, when her towel drops)
me: mom whats that under you?
mom: ummm.... Its my brown spoge
me: ok


(2 hours later)
me: *running inside* mom!!!!
mom: what?
me: guess what, our neighbour has a brown sponge
mom: what!!!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT???
me: its true, she's washing my dad's face with it right now
mom: WHAT THE F**K *rushing out with a knife*